| Thursday, January 15th, 2004 |
| 9:01 pm |
GWB in 2000. Can you draw any parallels between these comments and what is going ontoday boys and girls?
GOV. GEORGE W. BUSH: I thought the best example of a way to handle a situation was East Timor, when we provided logistical support to the Australians, support that only we can provide. I thought that was a good model. But we can't be all things to all people in the world, Jim. And I think that's where maybe the Vice President and I begin to have some differences. I'm worried about over committing our military around the world. I want to be judicious in its use. You mentioned Haiti. I wouldn't have sent troops to Haiti. I didn't think it was a mission worthwhile. It was a nation building mission. And it was not very successful. It cost us a couple billions of dollars and I'm not sure democracy is any better off in Haiti than it was before. |
| Sunday, December 14th, 2003 |
| 9:00 pm |
obviously the guy was a murderous piece of fucking shit, but this is still poignant and sad: "Don't shoot," Saddam said, according to a military source quoted by Newsweek. "I am Saddam Hussein, the president of the Republic of Iraq." |
| Friday, August 22nd, 2003 |
| 1:40 am |
Things to be banned from television: (If Allan ruled the world) Fucking "feminine burning and itch" commercials. Tampon and pad commercials Vagisil commercials.... nothing about "personal lubrication". FDS commercials (must say.. haven't seen those in a while) That's probably about it. Do we really need commercials for this stuff? Women can't just walk down the nasty smelly stuff aisle in the drug store or something and find it? Those commercials give me the willies. |
| Monday, February 10th, 2003 |
| 4:11 pm |
bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity. |
| Tuesday, February 4th, 2003 |
| 7:35 pm |
Casey: (On some DragonCon party in some hotel) "..plus it's really easy to get laid." Allan: "Yeah, but you're gettin' laid by some chick in a Klingon costume." |
| Friday, October 25th, 2002 |
| 12:47 am |
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she doesn't have a lot to say Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, but she changes from day to day I wanna tell her that I love her a lot, but I gotta get a belly full of wine Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl, someday I'm gonna make her mine (Oh yeah) Someday I'm gonna make her mine. |
| Tuesday, October 22nd, 2002 |
| 11:30 pm |
you'll have a lot of time to live in a van down by the river when you're...livin in a van down by the river |
| Monday, October 14th, 2002 |
| 11:04 pm |
from another journal i read. found this amusing. R: Why are they marketing Macs to retards now? A: No Robin, those are average Americans. R: Oh. |
| Monday, August 19th, 2002 |
| 7:37 pm |
Why do I always get the cum stain desk chair? |
| Tuesday, June 4th, 2002 |
| 1:27 am |
But soon reflection's power imprest A stiller sadness on my breast; And sickly hope with waning eye Was well content to droop and die: I yielded to the stern decree, Yet heaved a languid Sigh for thee! |
| Tuesday, May 7th, 2002 |
| 11:18 pm |
I remember now
Britney Spears.... people are really into knocking her for not being "real" music. And I agree. But of COURSE she's not. She's not supposed to be. She doesn't labor under the delusion that she's making meaningful music. Her handlers don't think that either. Real music is not the point of her existance. She's something else. The music is incidental. So to compare her to real musicians is pointless. It's like comparing Bob Ross to Monet, and then bitching about Bob Ross. |